Eighteen 101

由于朋友 的死缠烂打,
加上无聊又漫长的假期,
我答应了朋友帮他打两天的工,
在Nike店里,
一位中年的肌肉男,
与他的内人和小孩来逛 街,
丈夫穿着写有"fcuk at the beach"的 t-shirt,
在选购衣物,
在旁的妻子,身上挂着Coach 的 sling bag,
不时的给于丈夫意见,
而为免 小孩子感到郁闷,
妻子拿出了PSP,
让小男孩玩他最爱的Transformers,
小男孩一边玩,一边向我解释他如和把Optimus Prime变成车子.
而小孩的母亲则告诉我现在的小孩很厉害玩电动.
临走前,小男孩和我说声了带有一点洋腔"goodbye".
而我则用我那超local的腔调,和他说了声" bye~".

这一幕,忽然让我有想婚的念头~
LOL.
But im only EIGHTEEN!
still a fucking long way to go.
hahahaha~


Wont on9 for a few days i guess,
sumthing wrong with my connection,
streamyx dudes gonna send someone over to check on it.
im blogging from mr Zhen's house,
using his computer and his stupid unergonomic keyboard!!!
till den.
be back whenever i can!
his keyboard is driving my thumbs crazy!
bye dudes & chicks!

~the end~






p/s:在某某人的blog里,看见了她写很讨厌人家说她有女人味喔~
我只想在这里说,
aheeeem .. : "女人味呢,你是没有啦,
但是勒,你却有

很
很
很
很
重~

的

烧

焦

味
!!!!

=)

毕~

Cry me a devil

Went to Corner Club to have dim sum wif some of my frenz.
Located beside Evergreen Hotel.

Well it was okay.

Din blog for the past few days for i was busy playing PC games.
Yea it was nice to play PC games again.
The last game i had played was Tomb Raider Anniversary and tht was like years ago.

I played Devil May Cry 4.
Damn tis game is really fucking fun.
haha.
Although i had finished it but den i think i will play it again.
=)
The graphics and everything.
Wow.
Thts why i prefer PC games rather den online games.



Cool huh?

My current desktop wallpaper.


Nero & Dante.
U get to use the main char from DMC 3!

Well im having a movie marathon myself now.
Catching up the movies i had missed the pass few months.
and also some of my fav tv series.Season 2 of Gossip Girl.

and the long awaited
Season 3 of Heroes.
Well time to get back to my movies now.
I'll blog again when...
i feel so to.
haha

oh one more thing.
My current obsession.Roti Tissue!!!
the best is always from kayu!
haha

Opposition?

Im blogging now cuz i got nothing better to do.
Nt cuz im in the mood for blogging.

People around me are crazy wif the Hk tv series called Famliy Moon thingy.
But i aint reali a big fan of most Hk tv series.
i still prefer the westerns' e.g. Gossip Girl.
=)

As a chinese i hate noodles and rice.
i prefer anything other tht those two.

People eat 3 times a day.
I get hungry nearly every half an hour.

And u get fat cuz of tht.
but im still the size of a sheet of A4 paper.

Most ppl prefer LV.
But i prefer Bur's.

Yah u will choose US over UK.
I choose UK over everything.

U prefer Gisele Bundchen.
I adore Agyness Deyn.

U. Nokia.
I. Blackberry.

Slippers.
Hate Leather shoes.

Prefer khakis.
Hate slacks.

Yr idol? maybe Bill Gates.
Mine? Steve Jobs.

U love Windows.
I kill for a Mac.

U love Chiwawa.
I love Husky.

I rather wear nothing if there is only briefs and no boxers.
=D

Ure stupid enuf to read till here.
Im smart enuf to make u continue reading.
=p

I dislike spicy food.
other than tht im okay wif it.

You use yr fingers to eat KFC.
I use fork and knife.

I prefer being fetch rather den driving.

U believe in Gods.
I believe in UFO.

Sleep in the morning.
Wake up around evening.

I rather being invited.
Im too lazy to even make a call.

Yea i hate sharing.
Especially my junk food.

yea fork & knifes.
Cuz till now i still dunno how to use a chopsticks properly.


Last but nt least.
Im actually doin all the Opposite things tht i prefer to do.

Applause

Yea put yr hands in the air and scream like there's no tomorow!

Its Over!!

Woohoo~

finally.
i reali do hate exam.
i only got 2 hours sleep everyday the past few weeks.
and now im China's Fav Animal!



Well now im having sem break for the next 2 weeks.
During the exam period there was once i fall asleep at my fren's house.
and i woke up thought i had been sleeping for some time.
but they told me i jus fall asleep for like 1o minutes.
See the stress tis exam got me into!
and now im so free i felt the Time is a tortoise walking wif a shell the weight of an elephant.

I cant play as much as i can in tis holiday for money is reali a BIG issue.
=)
i spent lots on foods during the exam period jus to keep myself awake.
If nt i will now be in Langkawi wif Leon.
Thks for the last minute invatation to Langkawi but reali i dun think i can enjoy there even if i went cuz of the freaking damn big hole in my pockets~

Happy Birthday to u by the way.
Thks for the invite to yr party.
I finally knew how to play Killer.
and next time remember to call me again when there's a treasure hunt under yr bed! i can smell those $ even wif yr smelly foot jus 1mm from my nose!
hahaha~


Hubungan Etnik taught me lots of stuff tht are totally opposite from wat it wants me to learn!
tht so hypocrite!
hahaha

Oh ya.
Nid to thank some reali Cool dudes.
Mr Daniel Lim.
We knew each other for onli 3 months + i think.
but u taught me everything u could.
I appreciate alot reali.
remember our bet.
if i got least a B.
u nid to treat me.
and if u got less den A.
u still nid to treat me.
haha.
gud bargain eh.
=)

Mr Robin.
Yea same to u as well.
thks for fetching me when im so tired of driving.
Can u fetch me again for..
the rest of the semester?
hahaha.
and thks for the fried sotong!
+)
and also.
Devil May Cry 4!
woohoo~


Sooo..
wat else for the rest of tis holiday?
Meeting up wif some of my old friends i guys.
they must missed me alot.
hahaha.
yea i noe u guys are reading tis.
and yes im talking abt u guys!

and
MISS LOH LI CHIN.
when are u coming back?
i miss yr fat FACE alott!
Remember the pervert test?
the one tht u SCORED?
=)
ure highly potential in being a serial killer~
so dun waste tis talent tht being gifted to u.

and lastly.
Booze anyone?
+)

The way i am

Yea im still havin my exam.
Juz a short post to show u guys wat im doing recently.

This is what ive been up to lately.

Yea i did have some beer.
but NO i dun nid its help to get laid.
=)

Well i think most ppl knew where i took tht poster.
haha...


We've been together for more than 3 years.
Ure always there for me when i needed u.
U always let me be on top of u.
U never complain when im being jus a little bit hard on u.
But it finally come to an end.
for us to say goodbye.
it was good to have u wif me.
My frenz asked me to stop and get a new one for ure already the past.
but i insisted to have u wif me till the end of time.
but now...
Its time for us to be apart.
I will miss u.
cuz u helped me to walk those rocky roads.
and the sloopy ways.
but now.
farewell my love.
i will never forget u.
My beloved...Right foot Slipper.
sobs...
='(



My first time.

of


eating roti tissue. To tell u guys the truth.
they laughed at me of the way i ate it.
because i love to Lick it.
yea literally LICK it.
cuz i love the salty salty part of it.
hahahaha...


and Lastly.

This is the way.

I study lately.

=)


hohoho.

Credits to miss Reelee.
Bad photos quality.
Gud photographing.
yet.
Perfect model.
=D

~THE END~

Secondhand Serenade

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My Current Obsession.
Fall For You
by
Secondhand Serenade

The best thing about tonight's that we're not fighting
Could it be that we have been this way before
I know you don't think that I am trying
I know you're wearing thin down to the core

But hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
You're impossible to find

This is not what I intended
I always swore to you I'd never fall apart
You always thought that I was stronger
I may have failed
But I have loved you from the start
Oohhh...

But hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
It's impossible

So breathe in so deep
Breathe me in
I'm yours to keep
And hold onto your words
'Cause talk is cheap
And remember me tonight
When you're asleep

Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find

Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
You're impossible to find

To Mr Z.

Happy Bday Mr Zhen.
(10.09.1990)
From now on.
U can stop telling me ure still a kid.
Ure already a Legal Fucker.
so SHUT IT!
and go and Fuck Something!!
haha.

Comes N' Go

First Sem final exam in one week time.

How pressure am i?

Im nt even tis hardworking when im having SPM.

Look what i did jus to remind myself to study.


My current desktop wallpaper.
My exam timetable.
>_<
So tis will be my last post for the next 2 weeks. alright.Taking a short nap.
I slept like 2 hours everyday.
but.
i used 6 hours for breakfast lunch and dinner.
4 hours for supper.
2 hours to bath.
5 hours crapping
4 hours daydreaming.
and tht left me........
er...
1 hour to study every single day.
DIU!
haha.


Oh..
Frenz comes and go.
but some of them never hesitated to leave some footprints ON my face.
haha.


To Mr Dick:(yea he's the one in yellow)
Glad to see ure getting slimmer and slimmer.
Healthy diet yea those "exercise"books.
haha.
Yea i miss u too.
noe u waited me to say tis.
=)
3 more months.
take yr time.
I'll be sticking my butt to penang.

Enjoy yr life to the mAx!!



And Some New Footprints.Although we all are jus a piece of shit.
(quote by miss Florenzia, pre-calculus lecturer)
=)

But den.
Tis piece of SHIT.
Never EVER Fail to score the highest mark in every test.
and never EVER EVER fail to be the top in skipping classes.

So much to say.
So lazy to type.
=)
juz wanna say.
all of u.
reali are freaking damn HILARIOUS!
=p
yet.
THANKS to ALL of the above the helped me.
no matter in my studies.
in crapping.
in sleeping.
in eating.
You guys are the best classmates a person can ever have.
(dun be too flattered.. haha)

oh ya.
miss Hooi Jin.
You're still such a heart breaker.
=)

The Smelly Footprints tht were wif me for 18 years
SIS!!!
MY BELOVED SIS!
Oh Im surely gonna MISS YOU!!
Who else gonna gimme money to buy food when im hungry!!
sobs!Remember to wash yr clothes..
and and!
Dun forget to sleep!
and and!
always always
REMEMBER!
to do some shopping for me!
=)
(oh ya.. i'll be sleeping in yr room tonight! haha)
MWAH~



alright.. wat else?
oh ya! time to reveal the answer to the spooky face.

TADA!

dun tell me u guys still dunno who it is.

wanna get yr own spooky faces?

Den hurry up and get yrself a skintologist face scan!
And as for the prize for those who guessed correctly who the spooky faces belongs to.


Dang

DANG

DANG

DANG~~!!!!!My car's passenger seat's mirror.
Sponsored by Mr Zhen.
(He broke it!!!)
hey it aint cheap k.
i got a new one for rm45!!!
and its already a discounted!
original price was rm60 .

If u reali want it.
come claim it from me.
=)
i only got one.
so...
Hurry up!
haha

~THE END~